Its cool that WWE has finally given two talented female wrestlers some TV time to build up a story for the Divas title. Its not cool that the storyline is repetitive, not very good, and now a bit fattening. After weeks of Paige and AJ Lee causing each other to lose by just skipping around at ringside, things have now heated up, gotten creamier, with a delicious caramel filled center. At SummerSlam, we saw Paige defeat AJ Lee in convincing fashion. The next night on Raw, she turned into a coward and ran away from Lee even though she handled her quite easily just the night before. This week, the feud took a strange turn into a PG lesbian affair. Thats the worst kind! Lee kissed Paiges hand on Raw, and gave her chocolates on SmackDown. Next week they will probably have a slumber party and along with a tickle fight. Unfortunately we wont get to see it, and have to listen to Michael Cole describe it all. This feud is kind of like Mickie James and Trish Stratus, but far less entertaining.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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