Brie Bella cant act. She just cant do it. She wasn't born with the acting gene, and hasnt ever figured out how to fake genuine human emotions. I wouldnt even believe her if she was on Total Divas and said she just ate a sandwich. Shes asked to do things shes just not capable of, like crying. That's like asking Rob Van Dam to star in a Shakespeare play. I cant help but cringe when she fake cries, and I cant even buy her in the role of a professional wrestler which is her full-time job. On Mondays Raw, the Bella Twins went face to face, and it was double trouble, and double awful. Were now supposed to believe that not only does Nikki not like her sister at the moment, but she wishes shed died in childbirth. That seems a bit excessive. When you bring death into a storyline, youve already jumped the shark, and weve got a long way to go on this one. So far, this is the worst sibling vs. sibling feud in wrestling since Rick vs. Scott Steiner. Keep in mind, Chucky from Childs Play was involved in that storyline, and I believed that dolls acting ability more than I buy Bries.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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