WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (August 3)
5. Again With The ECW?
Yes, TNA recorded four episodes worth of Impact at the Manhattan center, well over a month ago, but were now just seeing it on TV. I complained about TNA digging up the corpse of ECW last week and putting a new suit on it, but this week was even more ridiculous. Dixie Carter was in the ring actively trying to get an E-C-Dub chant started! This is the owner of a company whose show draws similar ratings to what ECW was drawing on TNN in the year 2000 trying to get people to chant for a company that is owned by WWE. Theres just so many questions. What is she thinking? What was Ezekiel Jackson thinking when he changed his name to Ryklon (I dont care if its his real name!)? When will TNA start to move past the year 1997? Why does Tommy Dreamer not wear that MMA outfit anymore? Did he realize that was stupid? Where is Sabu? Wait, do I want to even see Sabu again? Why am I still watching this? Where am I? Whos The Boss? Tony Danza? I just dont know where to start or stop any more when it comes to TNA's logic.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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