WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (August 3)
6. Fandango Groin Gored
If you love seeing a man get hit in the groin from a smaller man in a bull costume then Monday night was the night for you! That is if you dont mind sitting through 2 hours and 59 minutes of other non-groin humor nonsense. But for that one minute, it was bull/groin heaven. The Fandango/Layla/Summer Rae feud continues to roll on for no apparent reason. No one is quite sure why. Fandango isnt going to wrestle them, and the thought of him finding another dancer to battle them isnt very appealing. They just keep harassing him every week even though they already humiliated him multiple times and caused him to suffer physical pain. He hasn't even tried to retaliate. Hopefully Fandango can get a restraining order against the two and end this, for all our sakes. If not, well still have to continue to watch hot garbage like El Torito receiving a kiss on the cheek and faking a heart attack. This moment on Raw caused JBL to yell out in glee they molested the bull! multiple times. I hope to never hear that phrase again as long as I watch wrestling.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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