WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (Dec 14th)
7. Vinces Playground
This is a minor thing that happened on Raw this week, but to me it was a small slice of insanity. Vince McMahon's pie of insanity that is. During the Slammy Awards (in itself a giant dessert full of horror) for Diva of the year, they cut backstage to see the women anticipating the announcement of the winner. Titus ONeil randomly showed up behind them in an odd looking suit...and just kind of stood there looking at them. It was a thing that happened for no reason. It wasnt interesting. It wasnt funny. It was simply a thing. Maybe someone would say Hey, maybe its leading somewhere! No. Not in WWE. Things just happen, and don't bother paying attention to them. What would Titus do anyway, start interrupting random segments, or maybe stalk divas in the shower along with Santino? Nope. By the time SmackDown came around, Titus jobbed to Jack Swagger with no mention of his strange ways. It didnt mean a thing. You can imagine that Vince saw Titus backstage, thought his suit looked funny and decided to put him on TV because it reminded him of the fun times he used to have of pushing Nick Bockwinkle in a pool.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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