WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (Dec 14th)
6. Why Will No One Help Cena?
Evil authority figures are no longer in power in WWE, so why is John Cena still forced to fight in a match with an unfair stipulation at TLC? If he loses, hell no longer be the number one contender because the Anonymous General Manager said so via e-mail a couple of weeks ago. That would make sense if the computer was in charge all month, but it was only the boss for one night. Also, does that Anonymous GM not have anyone's cell phone number? He could have just texted his booking ideas. Anyway, every week were getting new General Managers on Raw and SmackDown, so why didnt Santino remove that stipulation when he was in control? What was stopping him? I thought he was a good guy! Did Seth Green have any power this week? If so, he just didnt care either. He's probably sick of Cena in title matches too. Well, also not caring about the details in wrestling these days is basically anyone in WWE management.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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