WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (Dec 14th)
3. Rowan vs. Harper. Eh. Just Because.
These men were once as close as brothers Michael Cole told us during Erick Rowan vs. Luke Harper on Raw. Well, why not let either one of them tell us that before the match? Preferably a few weeks before the match so their first encounter ever could be something meaningful. Why just throw them out there? WWE split up the Wyatt Family a few months ago because theyre awful at booking. Due to their own ineptness, they took the hottest new act in years and made them colder than Glacier in a few months. When they went their separate ways there was no hint of animosity between them, so we were lead to believe they were all cool with each other and probably still got together on the weekends to watch movies and play videogames in Bray's basement. Then something apparently happened off-air that made Harper and Rowan a little miffed at each other, and it was never explained what happened. Did Harper steal Rowans Rubix cube or tell him that Big Red is a really stupid nickname? Did Rowan refuse to sleep in the top bunk at the Wyatt household? Did he not take his turn at doing the dishes? Tell me WWE, because anything would be better than nothing!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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