When your TV show's ratings go back to 1996 levels, what do you do? Why bring back someone from 1996 like Tommy Dreamer! Sure, you could try and build up new stars, or you could see if Tommy, or maybe Balls Mahoney or Glacier are free for the night. People at home will then use their landline rotary phones to tell their friends that things are about to get extreme! WWE has been dealing with some serious injuries lately, and this week we narrowly avoided a devastating one: Bray Wyatts ass breaking. After the Dudley Boyz pushed him through that table ass first on Raw, I was sure he wouldnt be able to sit for a week, or maybe more. My wrestling annoyance of the week belongs to wrestlers not being able see what is right in front of them. During a backstage segment, Charlotte mentioned to Becky that her dad is in town. But for unexplainable reasons, couldnt see her father Ric coming down the hallway until he appeared right next to her. WWE must not cover eye exams for their talent. But lets not waste anymore time. Were down the home stretch of wrestling TV for the year. Lets get ready to Brogue Kick our way through WWE and TNAs worst of the week! Fellllaaaaaaaaa!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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