I thought of commenting on this last week, but I figured Id give WWE a little more time to explain what the hell is going on with The Bella Twins! Another week, no answers. Well that's it! Its been over 30 days since Brie was forced to be Nikkis servant. Times up! If youve ever taken a writing class in your life, or just watched any movie or TV show, you would expect the next step is for those two to fight. Nah, the sisters are totally cool with each other now. Doesnt matter that Brie had a smoothie poured over her head, was physically attacked by other wrestlers because of her sister, and probably had to fold John Cenas jorts. Its all forgiven. Before the Nikki/Brie match went down, we were subjected to weeks worth of awful segments, such as the great Jerry Springer trash heap of 2014. But when Brie turns heel? Nothing. Not one single word. I would have accepted even a single word over no words. How about meep? I dont care if it doesnt make sense, its at least something! How does anything on WWE TV matter if the company can do a major character overhaul without explanation. Does anyone in the company have a memory that goes back even 30 days?
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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