I didnt like New Days debut on SmackDown last week (why were they advertised for Raw, and then just tossed out on SmackDown anyway?). Maybe they should just be called The New Pants, since they basically seem the same as before, just more church like with new pants. Now, the trio made it to the big time on Raw, and lost on their first match there! How is that a new day? Im pretty sure all three of them were doing that in the old days. When New Day comes out, maybe 14 people in the crowd are actually clapping along with them. The director finds one of those people, and then you have everyone else in the background sitting on their hands. You have to feel bad for all three of them, as theyre fighting a huge uphill battle of making this working. The trio havent even explained what the New Day is, and why theyre together. So Im just going to assume the only reason theyre a team is because theyre of the same race. Because thats how WWE works. We dont need a New Day, we need a New Writing Team.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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