3. The Golden Garbage
All right, Ive held out as long as I could. I have a soft spot for Goldust, so I sat by through all the lazy homosexual innuendos, the bellhop uniform, the hiding inside of a toilet, and the fact that theyre doing a bad re-make of a series of Booker T skits from 2002, but the Jimi Hendrix Goldust/R-Truth attempts at comedy have broken me. Money is being spent to shoot these segments, time is being wasted on writing them, and no good will come from them. The joke is over, and it wasnt good in the first place. Theyve already jumped the shark. Lets just skip the parts where they actually team up as The Golden Truth, where we'll likely see Goldust slapping Truth on the butt while Truth freaks out, and Goldust accidentally falling into his partners crotch face first, or jokes about them winning the tag titles and forming a union. I dont want any of it Vince. Just go on Youtube, type in Booker T and Goldust and move on with your life, the rest of the wrestling world already has.
Andrew Soucek
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
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