CM Punk appears to be right when he said that Vince McMahon makes money in spite of himself. Bad storylines, stale feuds and the wrong Rumble winner all contributed to Vince's company earnings exceeding expectations this past quarter. Sometimes evil just prevails. Random wrestling questions this week: Why dont J & J Security buy a pair of trunks and bring them to the arena just in case? Youd think after their 10th match or so, theyd want to start taking this wrestling match thing seriously. And if The Authority wanted to teach Daniel Bryan a lesson on Raw, why didnt they actually stack the deck against him? They put him in a 5-on-2 handicap match in the main event, but if they had seen SmackDown the previous week, theyd have know that Bryan overcame a 3-on-1 match with three of those same guys! Mathematically speaking, youd need at least seven people on the opposing team if Bryan had a partner. Duh WWE! For sign of the week, lets go with Mid-90s Kevin Nash, which Im assuming was meant for Roman Reigns, but you can never rule Viktor out of the equation. But lets not waste anymore time, get a hold of The Cat (or Brodus Clay if you have to) to call our mommas as we uncover WWE and TNAs worst of the week!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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