Combined, Big Show and Kane have been in over 1,300 Raw and SmackDown matches. Getting three more of them this week was about as repetitive as another Big Show heel turn. On SmackDown, The Big Reds competed against Daniel Bryan and Roman Reigns in a tag team turmoil match. After Bryan and Reigns showed that they were superior to every tag team in the company combined times two, they also ended up being involved in the split of the legendary Kane and Show tag team. These former tag team champions from long ago suddenly realized that they dont like each other again, and Show punched his his partner in the mouth. Sigh. Please, no. Please no more Big Show turns! He just became bad again in November! It just keeps happening again and again. No one should ever trust him under any circumstances. At 43-years-old, Show may only have a couple years left in the business, which means another 47 heel/babyface/heel/babyface turns left in him. I wish I could laugh about how absurd this is getting, but that would mean that at least on some level Id find it a little entertaining.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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