Thats it. Im done. Im over Roman Reigns. Just go away and leave me alone! Okay, thats probably not going to happen anytime soon. Hell most likely be the heir to John Cena, and become the face of the company for the next 10 years as WWE continues to lose viewers, and due to their own utter disdain for their own fans eventually move from giant arenas to bingo halls. It will be be sad, but not as sad as Romans promos these days. You cant fully blame Roman, as hes been given some terrible, awful material to work with. Back in the days of The Shield, he was doing fine yelling out two words every week. Anything more than that appears to be a stretch. Suffering succotash and Roman and The Beanstalk have pretty effectively hacked away at the remaining coolness factor that he possessed. Hes basically turned into Sheamus, who told stories of his family that were more embarrassingly unfunny than anything else. WWE cant seem to figure out a way to push a top guy unless theyre pandering hacks. If WWE thinks that having Roman win the Royal Rumble in front of a Philadelphia crowd is a good idea, then they really do believe in fairytales. Time to kick out! Agree? Disagree? What was your worst wrestling moment of the week? Sound off below and thanks for reading!
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Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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