Dean Ambrose at a psychiatrist? You knew going into it that it wasnt going to be good. The only positive thing that I can say is that it was slightly better than Mark Henry at the psychiatrist when he revealed he was having sex with his sister. As much as I like Ambrose, hes got Roman Reigns syndrome in that hes losing an ounce of coolness every week. Its caused by bad writing. He still seems cooler than Roman overall, but this has been a rough few months for two of the potential top guys in the company. In the latest group of sketches that would have gotten a writer fired from Saturday Night Live just for pitching, we saw Dean say he was A bad wittle boy. Did we need another Bugs Bunny/Looney Tunes reference two weeks in a row? Can McMahon watch something else from the past 30 years? Well, despite being a PG show, WWE snuck in a maturbation You wont go blind joke. Oh, and we also heard the Lunatic Fringe drop the insult Cow dung and told his psychiatrist that it is weird that he has to sit down to pee. Well that's just kind of mean. And hey, speaking of awful segments starring former Shield members...
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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