Finally... The Rock... HAS COME BACK... to slut shame a woman! Okay, so minus his highly questionable "comedy" bit with Lana, The Rock once again showed that he is far and away more charismatic than any wrestler of the past 15 years. That includes our current WWE champion. Elsewhere in the wrestling world, not since Fandango has someone beat Chris Jericho so impressively in their first match. Will this new up-and-come have a better career? It was surreal to see A.J. Styles in a WWE ring, and at least a bit comforting to not see him get the DDP/Undertaker/Sara Undertaker treatment. Even more bizarre is that he's not B.K. Smiles. TNA introduced us to a new evil clown stable, which is a step up from The Menageries happy carnival stable. Will a group of mimes debut next? Lastly, the amazing Lucha Underground has finally returned. It was downright shocking. Not that it's back, but that we once again have a wrestling show on TV with consistent writing. But lets not waste anymore time. Pick up the person closest to you, hold them upside down, and lets get ready to Styles Clash our way through WWE and TNAs worst of the week. Now ring the bell...
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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