WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (June 12)

by Andrew Soucek

1. BreezeAngos Grooming Tips

Tyler Breeze Fandango
WWE.com

If you have a friend that you think could maybe get interested in professional wrestling, this weeks NXT Takeover would be a great event to show them. Maybe theyll dig it, maybe its not their thing, but the two of you can probably part the night on amicable terms.

A bad thing to show them as their introduction to the world of professional wrestling would be Tyler Breeze shaving Fandangos back. They may choose never to come over to your house again.

Who is one man shaving another mans back supposed to appeal to? Whats the joke? Is this like a new Billy and Chuck type thing theyre going for? Also of note was that JBL already ruined the bad segment by giving it away before they put it on air, then had to quickly recover and say that he heard other wrestlers talking about it. So Breeze and Fandango knew the camera was there right?

Ill be the first to embarrassingly admit Im a mark for Fandango. But narcissistic dancer who has some in-ring credibility is more interesting than hairless man getting his back shaved backstage. Worst of all is the fear I feel over where this storyline is headed. My prediction is that we see skits featuring a masseuse table, a hot tub, and a day spa in our near future.

Time to kick out.

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