4. Joseph Park Returns. Because Why Not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY4uxj0sDN4 Abyss is the Kane of TNA, as hes a big dude, wore a mask for most of his career, used to be a pretty good wrestler, and has appeared in some of the most mind-boggling stupid, convoluted segments in the history of professional wrestling. This week on Impact, Abyss alter ego Joseph Park returned to battle Bram. But...but didnt we already solve this mystery? In one of the most drawn-out angles ever in TNA, we found out that lawyer Joseph Park and Abyss were the same guy. It went on for probably a year longer than it needed to. Not a joke. So is TNA just retconning what happened with Park, since he realized that he and Abyss are the same person? Sure, why not? Now TNA is bringing back past wrestlers like Crimson to battle Bram, because theyre not quite sure what else to do with him at the moment. So who will return next week? Cheex? Shocker? Or Big Fat Oily Guy?
Andrew Soucek
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