Its pretty incredible that right now WWE, TNA, ROH, NJPW and Lucha Underground are all on television in the United States, and the show that is by far and away the most popular is the one that takes time out of their own show to sell us Sonic shakes in segments that are worse than The Big Show sitting on your head for half an hour. You see, the joke is that these $2 shakes are so orgamsmically delicious that no one can say their lines right after drinking them! Its a joke that takes 30 seconds tops to get, but WWE ran it in the ground on Raw and then again on SmackDown. Because this is the sort of thing that must be done when you have five hours of TV to kill. Its hard to say who was the worst here. Sandow needs to go away before he can do a halfway decent Macho Man impression. And The Big Show is a heel, yet any time WWE has some sort of cutesy segment to sell crap they toss him in right away. He must love doing that stuff. Man, cant wait to see this evil guy fight Ryback at Money in the Bank. Loser has to buy the winner a shake!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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