As we move closer to WrestleMania, the stakes are getting higher with each passing day. Rivalries are building to a crescendo, leaving fans excited, and hopefully ready to subscribe to the network, becoming lifelong supporters. With only a few short weeks away from the biggest event of the year, this was the perfect episode of Raw for a wrestler to deliver the line My butt would explode! to really seal the deal. Because Fastlane wasn't enough, we were given a special pay-per-view to kill time before Mania in Roadblock. Besides an unnecessarily long Sami Zayn vs. Stardust match, the show was extra special because it had HHH in the main event. Enjoy it while you can, because this will probably only happen another 50 or 60 times! The worst line of the week belongs to Michael Cole who announced at Roadblock that Y2AJ Was doing so well, they had t-shirts made! I didnt realize in-ring success meant t-shirts. After all, you can get The Ascension and Social Outcasts shirts on WWEshop.com. Besides, they had those hideous Y2AJ shirts made after one of their two matches! But lets not waste anymore time, please rise to your feet, put your hand over your heart, and in a loud, clear voice say along with me "WWE and TNAs Worst of the Week!'
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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