WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (March 6)
3. Havoc vs. Abyss
Jimmy Havoc vs. Abyss match seemed a bit rushed into on Impact. We dont really know what to think of Havoc yet, and seeing him lose in his first match isnt a great way to introduce someone. Besides that, two hardcore matches two weeks in a row from Abyss is between one and two too many. Save those things for when they count. The biggest miss of the match though, is the fact that someone hasnt already thrown Janice in a dumpster! Abyss weapon that was lovingly named after Dixie Carters mother has a 100% miss rate (except when it hit Rob Van Dam backstage once and he nearly bled out). Last week the bat of nails was swung, connecting with the turnbuckle pad (which happens nearly every time he whips that thing out), and this week it got stuck on a table. Oh. So why does he always miss? Because he would KILL SOMEONE if it connected! How does he take that thing across the ocean anyway? Airport security is not doing a very good job.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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