WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (March 8)
2. Niagara Falls
A Viagra joke? On a PG program? Im not offended, Im just wishing that someone had been, so they could have nixed the idea solely because of the children. That would have saved us all! WWE is sure taking their time in getting to The Miz and Mizdow split. Often a lengthy build isnt a bad thing, but Vince has run out of good material to keep this thing going and instead has sunk to boner jokes. And not even the good kind! While the audience was largely unimpressed with Miz's new commercial, the announcers nearly died of laughter. I was a bit worried for their health. They were still busting up about it on SmackDown! Michael Cole probably spent hours cooking up referring to Mizs opponents as Stiff competition. Lawler probably spent his time looking up Viagra jokes from 1998 to pull out I Swallowed the pill, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for a week! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAqEsDdjqO4 As hard as the WWE mid-card laughed at The Miz making a fool of himself, youd think most of them probably would have done it themselves due to pay-per-view bonuses disappearing. Shouldnt the joke have been on Mizdow anyway? Hes the one that WILLINGLY signed up to do the commercial. If the wrestlers watched Raw last week theyd know that Miz just tossed random insults that miraculously made enough sense to be in a commercial. Why did the production company shoot that commercial at the arena anyway? So many questions, it hurts to think. I need to take some sort of pill myself.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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