Booker T is now a three time, (three time, three time!) consecutive worst of the week recipient! All those fond memories of Spinaroonies are slowly being replaced by his increasingly ridiculous statements. This weeks crime was failing to understand the complexities of the Freebirds Rule. The rule comes from the legendary three man Freebirds stable, where any two of them could defend the titles. Booker claimed that Big E, Xavier Woods and Kofi Kingston taking on Randy Orton and Roman Reigns was fine because it was Freebirds Rule. No. That's not it at all. You would think for a guy that has held tag team gold like 200 times he would remember that. Besides the Freebirds, Demolition, the NWO, The Jersey Triad and, most notably, The Spirit Squad, also defended the belts while switching between members. Booker, I think its time to take a week off and watch some wrestling before announcing it again.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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