On SmackDown, Wade Barrett and Dolph Ziggler seemed to book themselves in a match spontaneously. Bryon Saxton then announced an impromptu tag team match would begin between Sheamus/Barrett and Neville/Ziggler. But this sort of thing always seems to happen (thankfully, because if wrestlers didnt suddenly challenge each other, we wouldnt have a show). TNA took this to a new level when two tag teams suddenly decided to fight each other five times, and for the tag team titles! On Impact, Matt Hardy was a sad Matt and forfeit the tag team titles (why didnt he pull a Rick Steiner and get Judy Bagwell to take Jeffs place?). Out came The Dirty Heels and The Wolves to state their claim for the gold. They challenged each other to a best of five series for the betls...apparently under their own authority. Is that a thing that can happen? Why didnt they also decide theyre going to put themselves into the main event against Kurt Angle and Eric Young? Why not declare Angle has to defend his title sometime between 11pm and 7am, so they can pin him while hes sleeping? Its lucky for those two teams that The BroMans, The Revolution, The Rising and The BDC had absolutely no problem with this announcement. Such a polite group of wrestlers in Impact.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
Follow along @AndrewSoucek and check out my podcast at wrestlingwithfriends.com
