This week in wrestling, WWE is getting ready for their 11th most important pay-per-view of the year, TNA found out they're moving to Wednesday nights, Kane and Roman Reigns battled each other (and our patience) twice this week and Adrian Neville became the fifth man in recent memory to kick out of the Attitude Adjustment. In this week's most pressing question, does anyone else think that the constant hobbit references to J & J security is just kind of mean? Why does it always have to be height jokes with them? This week HHH (their real life boss) called them two little fellas that stack up to one grown man, and bent down to their eye level to mock them. I mean, Kalisto is shorter than both of them, so does that make him a bad person as well? Considering that El Torito and Hornswoggle are only employed to make Vince McMahon laugh maybe we shouldnt expect more out of anyone in management. Well, this week, Booker T is off the hook. After making worst of the week three weeks in a row he didnt say anything overly offensive or idiotic. Though his Keystone Cops reference probably confused anyone under 70. As we gear up for a crazy amount of wrestling in our near future, lets take a look back and Vader Bomb our way through the worst of the week!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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