Isnt it strange that the one time the announcers argue about how long a match will go it went 37 seconds? It would have been awesome if Fandango and Erick Rowan went an hour just to shove it in their faces. Wasnt it just a few weeks ago where Fandango broke up with Rosa, started feuding with Adam Rose, and actually picked up a couple victories? That makes it odd that Rowan, who has been losing for months, was the heavy favorite in this contest. Its a bizarre situation all around. Dango wasnt given much of a chance to get over after turning face. He just did the same shtick he used to do, and got his non-salsa music back. That's considered character development in WWE these days. The man didnt receive any mic time to explain his change of heart, which made him doomed to fail. And why is Rowan suddenly a killer now without the actual visual facts to back that up? Its like WWE continually trying to convince us that Kane is still a threat despite all of the overwhelming evidence to the contrary, or that the Bellas are actually credible wrestlers, or that The Primetime Players are funny.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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