Seriously? Were still doing this? Yep, Curtis Axel has suffered extreme brain damage and now actually believes hes Hulk Hogan. Damien Sandow told us he was just going to be himself, and how hes Randy Savage. This is stupid *clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.* At Payback, these two couldnt defeat The Ascension. Shouldnt this have been the point where they realize that they suck and should never, ever team up again? It felt like that had to be the end. Clearly, no one in the audience found it funny and only a couple writers did. Sounds like the perfect time to stop. But the two appear to be staying together as they tagged on Superstars and SmackDown. This is now a thing...19 years after WWF made fun of WCW with the Nacho Man and Huckster skits. Sandow clearly looks uncomfortable in the role, like he knows its so embarrassing that his career cant get any lower. And Axel needs to watch some more Hogan matches. You block your opponents punch, and hit them THREE times with your own punches, not TWO before throwing them into the ropes for the big boot. Unbelievable.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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