Ehhhhno. No, this isnt good. Its hard to remember everything in WWE, but I dont recall Lana and Ziggler ever talking backstage. Not about the weather, or bad 80s clothing, or Russian politics. And if they did, they certainly didnt flirt or anything. Now that Lana is on her own, though, her first order of business was to walk up to Dolphy and plant one on him. Thats not really how things work in the real world. WWE has this bizarre, juvenile way of presenting sexual relationships. If two people are attractive, then its totally okay for their first ever social interaction to be a kiss on the lips. Damien Sandow and Summer Rae pulled this one a few weeks ago, and it lead to him to where he is today, dressing up as a man who died four years ago for a living. On SmackDown, it seemed that Dolph caught onto Lanas ulterior motives, but he doesnt seem to care. You would think the man would have a little bit more dignity than being a pawn in a chess game. But he seems to have ran out of that when he started wearing that headband.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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