WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (May 29)

5. The Worst Guru Since Mike Myers

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TNA Impact

Over the past few years in TNA, Kazarian and Daniels have been let go, along with The Motorcity Machine Guns and The Young Bucks. Yet the The Bromans still remain. Damn you Dixie!

Well this week there was a storyline that they needed a guru, which came completely out of nowhere. Luckily, theres a perfect one out there for them: Bob Backlund. Oh wait. Hes taken. So instead they chose the next best person: someone who was on the sixth season of Tough Enough! Its Raquel, you remember her, right?

A couple of really corny clips aired with Jesse and Robbie E stumbling over themselves because of her hotness, complete with wacky music, which seems to be an unfortunate new trend in TNA. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but The BroMans turned face not long ago for no reason, and are now back to heels (I think) for no reason. Can someone please just give me a reason why this gimmick still somehow exists?

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