Not since the days of Heidenreich having a private moment with Michael Cole, has one WWE performer been so violated by another. Now WWE may think having the Bunny hump Adam Rose is okay because one of them is an animal. I just say that makes it more disturbing! Afterwards, I was having disturbing flashbacks to that scene in The Shining with the guy in a dog outfit. Probably not what WWE was going for. Again, WWE is cutting whatever potential a heel turn has by immediately burying the talent and making them look silly. When Brodus Clay finally got away from his awful Funkasauras gimmick he was jobbing to The Miz on Main Event in no time. When Ryback turned heel, he suddenly became a crybaby and lost all his matches. Now Adam Rose is turning over to the bad side, but a man in a bunny costume is having his way with him. How are we supposed to take Rose seriously in his next feud? The simple answer is that were not going to be able to, which means hes destined to be just another WWE midcarder that wont mean anything. Sorry to be a lemon, but its true.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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