5. Going Country
WWE enough. When you go to Vegas, you dont need to do everything gambling based. When you go to Memphis, leave the Elvis jokes at home. In Nashville, stop knocking country music for cheap crowd heat. Hey, I dislike country music (much like Kofi), but the jokes have been beat into the ground over the decades. New Day singing about trucks, a wife leaving, and a dog were absolutely the least creative, redundant things they could have came up with. I cant even imagine how bored with it the people who actually live in Nashville are of these jokes. I bet at least half the fans in the crowd dont like country music anyway! Im from Minnesota, and attacks on Prince wont keep me up at night. Not only did New Day do a segment that was three times longer than it needed to be, but then we essentially went through it again with Ryback. Feed me less!
Andrew Soucek
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