No WWE. No. NO! This mystery was already solved a few years ago. You do not get to do it again and pretend it wasn't solved! That's insulting to the viewers. Maybe when Raw comes around the announcers will acknowledge that Hornswoggle was revealed as the GM, but why was that not the absolute first thing out of their mouths when they heard the e-mail chime? And why did WWE obnoxiously play that sound effect 100 times? Also, why did the announcers not see that a podium was being set up right next to them in the first place? It didn't just magically appear! After such a great end to Survivor's Series, a bucket of garbage Raw was closed off with a reminder of one of the worst reveals of all time. Are they actively daring us not to tune in next week? Because I won't! Ah, who am I kidding. I'll be there, and be ready for a night of most likely awful entertainment. Perhaps the week after, they can redo the Gobbledy Gooker angle and after that, let's just try the Higher Power thing again.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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