In an interview with Liverpool Echo, Cesaro said what all fans were thinking about John Cena and Randy Orton. Basically, theyve wrestled 500 times against each other, and wed all rather have El Torito kick us in the collective crotches than have to watch them fight again. Im not sure he said the second part, but he may as well have. Cesaro, who should have been a main-eventer months ago, had a rough week after bringing this fact up. On Sunday, he took a surprise two straight falls in his match against Ziggler. Then on Monday he didnt even make it to his match before Dean Ambrose hit him in the head with a foam microphone 400 times. To end the week on SmackDown, he got beaten with pumpkins and candy. His head literally ended up in a pumpkin. How does one come back from that? Like Zack Ryder, Ryback, and Dolph Ziggler before him, Cesaro has learned his lesson. Dont speak out about your push, even though its not your fault that youre not getting over. Pretend that Cena vs. Orton is still fresh and exciting, and always, always, at any possible moment talk about how great Hunter and Stephanie are. Its whats best for business.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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