WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (Nov 6)
7. This Week In Bad Lines
“Dean do you feel confident that you can defeat A.J. Styles and become number one contender... knowing that...James Ellis will not be at ringside?” - Dasha Fuentes on SmackDown.
Dasha is the modern day Mike Adamle. She’s a walking Botchamania, as she doesn’t seem to know what she’s about to say two seconds in advance. Knowing WWE, she’ll be rewarded for this and become General Manager of NXT in the near future.
“Do you know what Emoji matches our level of surprise?” - Johnny Gargano on NXT.
No. I don’t. And please don’t show me.
“Randy’s always been dangerous, now he’s flat scary.” - JBL on SmackDown after witnessing Randy Orton's glowing eyes.
So uh, JBL clearly saw Orton's eyes change color and sparkle in the moonlight like the rest of us. That's all he had to say about the only live recorded supernatural event in the history of the world? The only thing that could make it worse would be a really bad follow up line:
“Speaking of scary, a blast from the past, The Headbangers are looking to quality for Survivor Series.” -Mauro Ranallo in response.
That has to be one of the weirdest/worst transitions of 2016. How the hell are the Headbangers scary? Is it the makeup, Mauro? To be fair, it was probably hard to come away from that segment making everyone not look like an idiot.
“Bayley is a huge subway fan, she likes all the sandwiches.” - Michael Cole on Raw.
Stupid WWE. Bayley can't just like Subway. She has to like EVERY damn sandwich? Even Jared Fogle didn’t like every sub there.