With this injunction, I cannot even appear on Impact for the next month. - Matt Hardy, four minutes into Impact. It truly was a dream come true J.B. I mean, we were in Charlotte, North Carolina - Matt Hardy, talking to Jeremy Borash, one hour and forty-two minutes into Impact AT THE IMPACT ZONE!
How does this make it on the air? How does anyone writing Impact Wrestling have a job in the professional wrestling business? There have to be thousands of people who could do this better! John Gaburick, Dave Lagana, Billy Corgan, its time to go. Matt Hardy won the title at Bound for Glory, then forfeited it so it wouldnt be held up. Okay, well, thats kind of a dumb thing to do after the companys version of WrestleMania, and kind of kills the entire feel good moment of Matt finally winning a world title (not counting the ECW Title) but okay, well go with it. But Matt says he cant show up on TV, and then he shows up on TV, and then its announced hes in the tournament and will appear next week too. Its hard to know what to say about that, its really just dismally amateurish. But dont you dare question the logic of Impacts storylines, one of their employees doesnt like that...
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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