Is WWE out of ideas? Can they not think of any more potential combinations of talent to wrestle? We saw Dolph Ziggler and Randy Orton have their 16th televised one-on-one match since 2011, Goldust and Stardust face off against The Usos (in either tag or singles matches) for the 15th time since just September 1st, and witnessed Dean Ambrose beat Kane in a variety of matches now six times in a row. Just leave him alone Dean! The man has had enough! But the cherry on top of our sundae, or more like the vomit on top of our week old stale garbage pile is WWE announcing John Cena vs. Randy Orton at Hell in a Cell. Vince McMahon is just clearly messing with us at this point. That match wouldn't entice someone to tune into Superstars to watch it, let alone subscribe to the Network. Well, the worst insult of the week is awarded to Tyson Kidd for his burn on Sami Zayn on NXT with I would rather be on Total Divas than be a total loser like you! No Kidd, not appearing on Total Divas automatically makes Sami better than you. It makes anyone on the roster better than you! And in the most encouraging news of the week, perhaps McMahon did listen to the Brooklyn crowd last week since we didnt have any El Torito, Hornswoggle or The Bunny. Are those characters going to be gone for good? Or is this just the calm before the storm? Let's not waste anymore time, because it's time! It's time! It's worst of the week time!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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