NeNe Leakes doing the Yes Chant has killed it forever! Okay, you know what? Ill give credit where credit is due. After seeing Kathy Lee Gifford and Hoda break bottles over each others asses (that actually happened, right?) I was expecting the worst from this weeks unwanted guests. You have to wonder, how did WWE contain themselves? With Todd Chrisley appearing, I would have guessed we'd get some sort of backstage segment ending with him, Zack Ryder and Hornswoggle all mistakenly ending up in bed together then Ron Simmons comes in and yells "Damn!" and then Hoda breaks a wine bottle of Chrisley's crotch. Thankfully all we were given was a sneak peak of his show which was super lazy as it was just the same promo that they air during the commercial breaks! NeNe was next up, who of course, we all know as the mega-star from Real Housewives of Insert City Here. She's famous for doing non-wrestling related things, and is a favorite of approximately zero wrestling fans. However, even at 46-years-old, and despite the fact that NeNe has never wrestled a single match in her life, I would bet good money she could take every woman not named Natalya from Total Divas in a shoot fight.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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