Hey, I dont like the Bella Twins feud. Not one bit. If WWE just wants to call the whole thing off, reunite them, and then trade them to TNA for a bag of potato chips Id be fine with that. But if WWE is going to spend a crazy amount of TV time on the two, they sure didnt have anything special in mind for their first in-ring match since Nikkis heel turn. During the legally obligated 3 vs. 3 Divas tag match on Raw, Nikki and Brie faced off on opposing sides without any prior hype. The ending of the match saw Brie tag in, give her sister the X-Factor (I dont know what she calls her version of it, and Im not really sure I care to know what she calls the move, so Im just going with what X-Pac named it. Because X-Pac was cool right? Well, besides the One Night in Chyna movie. Anyway...) and pinned her within seconds. What the? After all that time keeping them apart thats what they were given? Later, on a WWE.com exclusive, Brie was cutting a terrible promo and was intinterrupted with another terrible promo from her sister. Nikki announced the two are going to face off at Hell in a Cell, with the loser being the others b***h." Im guessing the winner is going to do all sorts of horrible things like fold the other's laundry, make their coffee, and force them to watch an entire episode of Total Divas! Brie ended the segment by telling Nikki that she thought she might have to get her a muffin too. Basically calling her fat. Yeah, Nikki is such a butterball. Great message to send to the female audience. Seriously, the muffin jab was one of the most ridiculous parts of this feud! Can this get any worse?
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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