Theres still a couple of months left of this year, but we may have a winner for worst segment of the year. However, my mind isnt functioning as well as it was on Sunday night before I saw Jerry Springer on Raw, so maybe there was something worse. I don't want to think about it. Now Springer would have been a fun get back in the late 90s, there's no doubt about that. In 1998, his show was huge. But you know what else was big in 1998? Savage Garden. And I dont think theyre going to show up in WWE anytime soon. For starters, why does Brie feel the need to accentuate the last words of every sentence she speaks? Shes the one who wishes I'd died IN THE WOMB! Whatever happened at SUMMERSLAM HAPPENED! No matter what mom and dad say YOU COST ME MY MATCH! Does she have any idea that speaking like that all the time is REALLY ANNOYING? Second of all, why did the rest of the family need to get involved? To make The Bella Twins acting seems good in comparison? Well I tell you what, it didnt work! Theyre all terrible! This is a horrible storyline written by people who have no talent, acted by people who have no idea how to act. Put this angle in a time capsule and send it back to 1998, or just pretend it never happened. Either way works.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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