Okay, if WWE showed a clip from Total Divas on Raw to promote a match between Summer Rae and Natalya, then could they explain why those women were travelling together in terms of a storyline? Are the women that poor that they have to share a rental car even if theyre feuding? Apparently no one is paid that well if Daniel Bryan (who main-evented Wrestle freaking Mania cant afford $100,00 to buy a bed and breakfast!). You just cant take what airs on Total Divas (which was filmed months ago) and pretend that it just happened the night before. Are we supposed to believe that months have passed since Summer Rae and Natalya had their car incident and never discussed it? Its horrible logic for WWE to pick and choose certain things that happened on Total Divas and then have them crossover to the main storylines, because that entire show is based off of wrestling being fake! Back to the Bryan money trouble for a minute. Brie Bella has been on the roster since 2008, Bryan since 2010. Youre trying to tell me that they dont have $100,000 between the two of them for a down payment on a bed and breakfast? Ive seen plenty of Bryan shirts in the crowd. Is he not getting any merchandise money? Regardless of whether they just bought a house or not, theyre doing some poor financial planning. They should have millions! Have they been taking financial advice from The Big Show after his failed mini-mall?
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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