WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (Sept 17)

5. Don't Forget To Flush...The Script

Heath Slater Rhyno
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You know you’re in for a good week of WWE entertainment when you get toilet humor on a Sunday night!

It had been nearly six days since Gallows and Anderson made “pee pee” jokes on Raw, which was starting to feel like a really long time ago. Well at Backlash, Heath Slater was fighting a case of diarrhea before his title match for no reason. Classic!

Couldn’t Vince McMahon just take a weekend off and watch all of Adam Sandler's movies over the past 20 years to get this out of his system? Jack and Jill was filled to the brim with bodily function gags!

Well, perhaps we have to give the 70 year old with the humor of someone 58 years younger than him some credit, as Slater's gastrointestinal problems didn't play a part in the finish of the match...which you know Vince had to have been strongly considering.

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