WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (Sept 4)

A new champion of the universe, and yet the same old problems.

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This week in the world of professional wrestling, we witnessed a baby nearly kidnapped on Impact, saw Kevin Owens become the champion of the universe and were enthralled by Rhyno eating crackers for five minutes on SmackDown.

It was an interesting week we had in the business. Owens' victory is the talk of the wrestling world, and WWE made the right call in choosing him over Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns and Big Cass. So before we have a good old fashioned time complaining, let's take a moment and recognize that it is pretty cool that Kevin Steen is the Universal Champion.

Okay. Moment over.

Well, in my continuing need to mention ridiculous things that WWE wrestlers spew out of their mouths that is supposed to sound like natural dialogue, but absolutely no one on the planet actually talks like, who could forget Dana Brooke delivering “When you tried to spring a championship match against Charlotte, like you’re the host of Swerved or something?” I hate that. I really, really do.

But let’s not waste anymore time. Let's make like the industry's hottest new superstar, The Milkman, and get chokeslammed through WWE's and TNA's worst of the week.

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