1. Twisted Crap!
WWE.comDoes WWE not receive enough advertising money each week from their five hours of primetime cable television shows? Is it really necessary to do in-show ads for the audience who has to suffer through so much garbage already? Apparently it is! In a segment that is sure to be one of the worst of the year, Santino was upset that no one went to his party. This is probably because he's really annoying and unfunny. I mean, Great Khali was in the building and even he didn't want to go. Santino should probably re-think his life. Emma would rather have been in jail than go his party. I have no idea how much WWE got paid to air a spot for Twisted Tea, but hopefully it was enough to justify fully killing Adam Rose's character. Just watching Rose's face at the end of the sketch as he half-assedly sang his theme song said it all. He appeared fully aware that he was participating in something so God awfully horrendous that there was no recovering from it. Rose is a man who just wants to party, but he just helped host a party that no one (even Too Cool, Eugene or DJ Gabriel) would willingly want to go to. Just for that segment WWE, I'm not going to drink any Twisted Tea ever, I'm not even going to drink tea again. That segment was twisted in all the wrong ways, and hopefully this in-show advertising doesn't continue. If it doesn't stop, expect to see The Big Show eating Cap'n Crunch with Kane soon, followed by Natalya touting the comfort of Charmin toilet paper on her bottom to Tyson Kidd, and John Cena shamelessly promoting WWE's own shopzone by being decked out in his own merchandise and throwing gaudy green towels into the crowd. Wait a second...