WWE Clash Of Champions: 9 Results Predictions

7. Bobby Lashley Vs. Apollo Crews

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We exhausted an already fairly well-exhausted Groundhog Day allusion on the last slide, so we'll have to come up with an original idea to describe the eldritch horror that is Bobby Lashley and Apollo Crews' similarly perpetual animosity.

Actually: why should we? If WWE can't be arsed furnishing us with a fresh feud for the (checks)... United States Championship, then we can't be arsed fashioning novel prose to analyse/satirise it. Obviously, Lashley wins.

Prediction: Bobby Lashley

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