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2. We’re Setting Up Michaels Vs Undertaker (Again)

One that almost writes itself here (in fairness, if you checked the dirt sheets this week it looked like it had) and there’s no way you’re getting Shawn Michaels out of retirement just to have him lose, is there? That’s just not a thing that’s going to happen.

You can lump your lifesavings, then, on D-X going over The Brothers of Destruction. WWE correctly identifying the gap in the market for a pair of Goth Dads to take a massive L from two 50-year-olds who really, really want everyone to suck their dicks. Drink it in wrestling fans, these are truly some glory days.

Quick bit of maths for you then, if that match goes as expected it’ll leave the scores from this retirement angle at 1-1. Undertaker retires Michaels, Michaels then comes back and beats Undertaker, and you know exactly what that means…

… it means we get Taker/HBK at WrestleMania, sorry, thought that was implicit there.