WWE Elimination Chamber 2018: Results Predictions

4. Asuka Bazookas Through Lacking Jax

WWE Elimination Chamber 2018 Results Predictions
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I'd bet my right testicle on Asuka winning this match. Heck, so would famous monorchid and sometimes Führer Adolf Hitler, with absolutely no fear whatsover of a future career spent protecting medieval European princesses or singing soprano as a castrati.

Admittedly, Hitler isn't famed for his acute wrestling analysis, but perhaps that's the point. That even he, a man who knows as much about the business as he does how to repel the Red Army, is willing to stake his remaining bollock on an Asuka victory is all you need to know.

Prediction: Nia Jax is all angry and that, but still loses. Corey Graves quips, "I guess she wasn't ready for Asuka!" Eyes roll.

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