WWE Elimination Chamber 2018: Results Predictions

3. Rock-Hard Ronda Defeats Paper

WWE Elimination Chamber 2018 Results Predictions
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The last time the signing of a document was even vaguely exciting was 242 years ago, when John Hancock grossly misjudged the size of the page like that one idiot who ruins a collective office 'Get Well' card for a security guard heading for gall bladder surgery. You'd think two and a half centuries of dull contract confirmation would set a precedent not to sell an event on such an occurrence, but WWE fly in the face of history. They create history, remember.

Ronda Rousey surely won't simply march to ring armed with a pen, scribble her signature and have done with it. You can't advertise that as an attraction. Obviously then, we're going to get some clue as to her WrestleMania opponent. And oh boy, it's so going to be Stephanie McMahon, in some capacity. Move over, Jefferson et al.

Prediction: Ronda Rousey successfully remembers how to spell her own name.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.