3. An Elaborate And Devious Distraction
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/701616489372250113 It's cute that WWE actually thought this would appease the smarks. Having just confirmed everybody's fears and booked Roman Reigns into his second successive WrestleMania main event, the company's official Twitter account decided to quell the brewing storm by announcing that Shinsuke Nakamura had finally singed an NXT contract. Now, as exciting as this is, it's hardly monumental enough news to appease the raging masses.