WWE Hell In A Cell 2017: 8 Results Predictions

1. Owens Tosses The Boss, Arsecheeks Clenched

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I have a ludicrous fantasy for this match. Don't worry: it's within the boundaries of common decency.

It's almost 20 years to the day since Kane's dramatic Badd Blood debut, right? Well what if he was to dramatically tear down the cell door once again, in aid of an Authority sanctioned Kevin Owens? And then, and then, The Undertaker finally makes good on the rumours we hear every month and h... [redacted].

No? In that case, Kevin Owens will win. Kevin Owens must win, and despite the McMahons' generally favourable record, good sense has prevailed with Shane's return, at least as far as booking is concerned. He lost to The Undertaker, he lost to AJ Styles, and he'll lose again this Sunday. But not without falling off the cell, causing gastrolepidoptera the world over.

Prediction: Kevin Owens makes work uncomfortable with a win. Shane falls off a thing.

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