WWE RAW Review: CM Punk Urns Respect

RYBACK VS 3MB This is the part of the show where Ryback gets to show how strong he is. They could write an SAT question about this match: 3MB is to Ryback as USO€™s are to Mark Henry. Ryback continues to muder-death-kill anyone in his path while he rides the Road To Wrestlemania. Everyone forgets that Ryback used to pick two dudes up on the regular only a few months ago. But dammit, it is still impressive that he can pick up two dudes at the same time and deliver his move to them. I can barely lift a 24-pack of Mountain Dew up the stairs to my apartment. The way the Wrestlemania match is going to end (or at least the way the WWE hopes the match ends) is with Ryback Shellshocking Mark Henry. It would be impressive if he can pull it off, but I would hate to be Ryback if he manages to botch the move in front of thousands at the event and the millions at home. But don€™t worry Ryback, no pressure. KAITLYN VS AJ LEE Hey, the WWE remember they do have a Butterfly belt to defend/acknowledge. The backstage fight between Kaitlyn and AJ led to this match being made. AJ made Kaitlyn look like Lex Luger in this match. AJ was getting straight worked. Unfortunately, this match didn€™t really turn into much because the 30-second egg timer went off in which the time for the Divas match was up. This match had a count-out finish after Kaitlyn hurled herself into the barricade. AJ picks up the victory. These two could have some great matches if given the time. They have history together which could lead to some compelling matches. Or Kaitlyn will be back to facing Tamina next week.

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